Photo by Kyla Davidson
Because Dallas’ Uptown district should be avoided like a zombie filled, plague ridden, militarized zone due to the abundance of the lowest of low life forms—the $30,000 millionaire, the local term for a douchebag who works retail, yet drives a low end luxury car; you know, that guy named Chad that you hate because he lives well above his means—we went ahead and listed the 15 best dive bars in Dallas.